Stupid is...

- Waking up late and being pissed off at your wife for pushing you out of the bed. Especially when she doesn't have to get up for another three hours.

- Pumping gas on your way to work and leaving the receipt for the gas at the pump. (L. is the family bookkeeper and is fantastic at maintaining a balanced checkbook when I remember to give her all the receipts.)

- Getting to work and forgetting to sign in for the first thirty minutes of your work day.

- Making a trip to Mickey D's for some much needed coffee and a sandwich (because I woke up too late to make my own) and realizing, only after ordering, that you don't have any cash on you.

- Blowing by the drive thru window because you're too embarrassed to tell the girl with the headset that you don't have the money to pay.

- Realizing that they take debit cards only after you pull back into the parking lot at work.

All this and it's only 7:40 AM. It'll be a miracle if I survive the day. Send a search party to find me if I don't post again by tomorrow morning.