There's an asteroid headed towards earth. You are one of a very few who know it's coming and you only have time to to visit one retail establishment before it hits.
Umm, does it matter since I'll shortly be dead? What good are new shoes gonna do me? waaaaaaaaaaaah! I guess I'd say Nordstroms to buy some really expensive shoes that I'd at least get to wear for a day which would probably be enough since I'm sure they would hurt my feet. All pretty shoes do. So there.
I'd go to a grocery store and stock up on canned foods... and a can-openner.
Barring that I'd head over to the corner store and grab a couple of Playboy magazines... at the very least, I'll be most entertained person living in the post-apocalyptic world.
I'm the guy in school who was never popular but everyone seemed to know and like. I didn't fall into any category in school. I wasn't a dork, jock, nerd, goth, prep, or any other easily defined click. I have a lazy problem that I'm trying desperately to overcome. Procrastination seems to be programmed into my DNA. My sense of humor is sporadic meaning that I can be funny but it just doesn't always happen. I'm a great listener and laughter comes easy to me. It's rare for me to find another individual as laid back as I am. Chill should be my middle name. I love airplanes. I'm a Private Pilot and have a degree in Aviation Administration. I work in the aviation industry. The sound of a Radial or a Merlin engine gives me goose bumps.
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5 Comments:
I have two . . .
Starbucks and then The Apple Store.
Naturally I would blow the nest egg on Grande Mochas and 80 gig black iPods.
If the sky is falling, I'm not going out empty handed, bro.
Good question.
Ben O.
can you rob the store?
Umm, does it matter since I'll shortly be dead? What good are new shoes gonna do me? waaaaaaaaaaaah! I guess I'd say Nordstroms to buy some really expensive shoes that I'd at least get to wear for a day which would probably be enough since I'm sure they would hurt my feet. All pretty shoes do. So there.
OK you must asume that you're going to survive the hit and will be one of the few people living after the fallout.
Ben o: Close to what I would do.
Zero: You could rob the place but you might risk being locked up when it hits.
Katherine: If you're gonna go out...Go out in style!
I'd go to a grocery store and stock up on canned foods... and a can-openner.
Barring that I'd head over to the corner store and grab a couple of Playboy magazines... at the very least, I'll be most entertained person living in the post-apocalyptic world.
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