I'm a poker junkie

Man this poker thing is like crack. If you haven't ever played...DON'T! If you get any good at it, you'll find yourself hopelessly addicted. A friend invited me to play in a bar about six or seven months ago. I had never played before but had seen it on TV and wanted to try it out. They play little mini tournaments here at no cost to play. I used to think it was cheap entertainment until I figured that every time I go I spend an average of $30 on a bar tab. Multiply that by 3 times a week and I could make the payments on a decent car. Maybe you'll see me a the WSOP. Anyone want to loan me the $10,000 to buy a seat?